Okay guys, apparently some of you need tips on what not to do to create a relationship with a lady:

  1. Don’t call her your soul mate within 24 hrs of meeting her.
  2. Do not chew her out if you write her and she takes a few hours to respond. She has a life.
  3. Do not write to her about you having to go to the bathroom. (Seriously!)
  4. Understand the word “I” is capitalized and that God created periods to help you make sense of what you write.
  5. Do not call for the first time after midnight!!!!